Why do furniture drawers require 2 hands to open?!?! A significant percentage of the times you need to open them, it is to PUT SOMETHING IN. Which you will naturally be holding where? With your magical third hand? Between your knees? On your head?
Remove the two handles - put one back, but in the middle
of the drawer... Problem solved.
Alternatively you could add a third handle in the middle drawer.
Sorry! - I mistook this for a problem-solving thread... not one for just "arrrgh!!!!!!'-ing about life...