K'Ehleyr: Is it because you're impotent?
Duras: So anyway, life is going great for me in the Klingon Empire, so glad Worf took the fall for me. How is he doing?
Picard: I have called this meeting to discuss a troubling matter. Who has been leaving the heat on all night and running up the electric bill?
Gowron: Picard, most powerful and shiny of head, teach us in the ways of diplomacy.
Crusher: I'm trying to figure out who's been sending these racy emails from my system. Any ideas?
Riker: Wow! That's a good one... I mean, I'll look into it.
Captain's Log Supplemental: Apparently, the woman Riker jilted on Risa had powerful friends in the Klingon Empire...