I suppose this is a bad time for me to point out that her name is Rumer, thereby invalidating your entire joke...
Is it? Well that's stupid, if you're gonna sidle your child with a name like Rumer, you could at least spell it right
All these years, since reading about her youth in the Gossip Rags and always thought it was Rumor
One Day I hope to be the Man my Cat thinks I am
Where are we going? And why are we in this Handbasket?