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Old February 2 2013, 08:17 PM   #21
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Re: Charlie Brooker's Wiping again

trekkiedane wrote: View Post
^And his column in The Guardian is usually worth a read...

Charlie Brooker wrote:
Because I'm no longer 13 years old, I haven't really paid much attention to teenywink Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber since he was first hammered into the collective unconscious like a nail of frozen piss into a cabbage, but I've just seen a photo of him and God, he's grown. He's now 36 years old and is played by a gangling miscast Jim Carrey action figure. And none of his costumes fit any more, which means he has to take to the stage wearing trousers that only come down to his knees and a child-size baseball cap optimistically Pritt-sticked to his hairdo.
... Even the old ones; I'm currently reading my copy of "Dawn of the Dumb".
I want "I Can Make You Hate." But I might have to go back and read his older ones.
One more anal-probing gyro-pyro levitating ecoplasm alien anti-matter story and I'm going to take out my gun and shoot somebody.
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