Jesus Christ, the grocery stores in Baltimore are an absolute zoo. I stood in line for 25 minutes just to buy some lettuce and bread.
I figured that. That's why I went to Wally Mart on my way home from work at 5:30 this morning. Imagine what it would have been like if there were snow flurries.
BTW, I've never had a lettuce sandwich. What do you put on them to give them some flavor?