JANEWAY: This is ridiculous! Can't we get some big-breasted blonde Borg onboard to be a sex symbol? Its rather degrading for a Starship Captain to be stripped naked.
Suck it Beltran! I can do a nude scene without a body double!
Alien of the Week: So should I insert joystick gag here?
Commander Austin Harris, First Officer, Deep Space Nine (by FltCpt. Bossco)
8.01 - Darkest Before Dawn
(Chapter 8 added, 12/09/2015)