You don't have to work that hard to become a TV producer and make all these fantasies real.
Labour as a dentist for 10 years, use your money wisely, then strut into a production studio with 10 million dollars and dreams of playing action figures with famous people, so that a year and a half later you can strut out with 30 million and a fully stocked wankbank.
If this isn't the American dream, then American's are idiots.