Well, I can forgive the Te'o story sticking around, because it is fucking hilarious.
Certainly at first. I'll give you that.
In addition to the other drivel, we also have 49er Chris Culliver making homophobic remarks, Dan Marino fathering a child out of wedlock with some ex-CBS employee he was banging behind the scenes, and the usual outrage over certain Super Bowl commercials judged to be either racist or sexist....
Oh well. At least the actual game itself should be full of excitement.