Re: Episode of the Week: 2x01 The Child
Or the billing could have been "Special Guest Star Diana Muldaur as Beverly Crusher" after a transporter accident that takes the entire season to resolve.
Moe: I'll take the blonde!
Larry: I'll take the brunette!
Curly: I'll take the Black and Tan!
--Wee Wee Monsieur (1938)