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Old January 29 2013, 11:31 AM   #18
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #230: This one has a title!



Reporter: Is it true Uhura is having your love child with Commander Spock and aliens are conspiring with whales to increase our global warming and plotted the Kennedy assassination and Michelle Obama's bangs?

Kirk: Damned CNN.



Worf: I can see my home planet from here.




Kirk: Just because we're three sailors out on the town in San Francisco - Look, I don't care what Starfleet regs say about tight jackets with flared sleeves, lesiure suits with ascots or leather capes - we're not gay!

Sulu: Ahem....

Kirk: We're mostly, two-thirds not gay!

McCoy: Not that there's anything wrong with that....

Sulu: I'm highly offended. By that leisure suit. <diva snap>
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