Is it true Uhura is having your love child with Commander Spock and aliens are conspiring with whales to increase our global warming and plotted the Kennedy assassination and Michelle Obama's bangs?
I can see my home planet from here.
Just because we're three sailors out on the town in San Francisco - Look, I don't care what Starfleet regs say about tight jackets with flared sleeves, lesiure suits with ascots or leather capes - we're not gay!
We're mostly, two-thirds not gay!
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
I'm highly offended. By that leisure suit. <diva snap