TFTW, Ln X!
: Dax, I don't know how you shamed the men of the station into wearing the Skant Uniform, but, you have my eternal gratitude!
: Chief, are you okay?
: Yeah, it's just, well I'd never seen Keiko while I was sober, and man, I must have had one Hell of set of beer goggles!
: Miles, this isn't Keiko, it's one of Quark's Dabo girls.
: Oh, thank God!
: ...and just a hint of paprika. Really, the secret is to heat the pan before adding the ingredients.
: When I asked you to reveal the Dominion's deepest, darkest secrets, I didn't quite have your mother's recipes in mind.
That belt trick was nice, now convince him to morph bell bottoms!
: I warned you...this 3D thing is just a fad and a way to jack up prices. But, no, you had to see Star Wars: The Phantom Menance
in 3D. And now, you just have a headache and regrets, don't you?