Riker: This reminds me of something I've been meaning to ask, how the hell did Worf turn out to be the guy onboard with the most Romulan-ey DNA? I'd have thought one of the Vulcans...
Picard: Oh, that was just Beverly dicking with him. She really hates him you know.
Picard: Does this pose make me look thoughtful or like I can't remember if I left the gas on or not?
Data: Thank you for the offer, but I suspect your gaydar is broken.
Tomalak: It wasn't me, it was the one armed man.