Guy Gardener wrote:
Or you could just cut her in half and share?
Who wants left and who wants right?
Dear Solomon, your view of sharing is outdated in our century. Some of us would be more than willing to let her cheat on us with whoever she likes without giving her up and without all that violence – we've learned to share without cutting people in half by now.
Wait, I think you can actually ask one of your wives about how that works....