TFTW!
STAR TREK Reporter: Mr. Abrams! Mr. Abrams! Now that you've been selected as the director of the next Star Wars movie, what's your status with OUR franchise?
Riker: Oh, man! Captain Picard's gonna be pissed...
Kirk: Hello, Operator? Please connect me with Sarek of Vulcan... (whispers) and yes, reverse the charges...