My favorite lines:
"You know, I think that actually helped my back."
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"A wonderful move on the part of the major. You should have been paying attention..."
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"Let's... haggle!"
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Congratulations, captain, you wanted them angry; they're angry!"
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"Cadet, there may be hope for you yet."
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"perfect. How are you?"
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"What makes you think I haven't already. (beat) I'm joking, of course."
(same scene)
"I thought you'd appreciate it on an aesthetic level."
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"If I don't return within 52 hours, I want you to take that rod, and EAT it."
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"It's best not to dwell on such minutia."
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"You never told me that you had a secret mountain hideaway."
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"Secure is such a relative term, don't you think?"
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"Let me guess: you're either lost, or desperately searching for a good tailor."
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"Unlucky for you, my sewing kit went down with the ship."
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"Where you offer kindness, I offer mystery. Where you offer sympathy, I offer intrigue. Just give me a seat next to Odo's bed and I promise you I'll conjure up enough innuendos, half-truths and bald-faced lies about my so-called career in the Obsidian Order to keep the Constable distracted for days."
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(upon being told that he final words are not permitted before his execution)
"How disappointing."
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"I'll be along shortly to say... hello."
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