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Old January 27 2013, 02:45 AM   #9
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Re: 100th VOY caption contest! How Harry Kim Became Promoted!


CREWMAN KIM: I don't get it. How come everyone on board is an officer but me?
MALE OFFICER: Beats the hell out of me, Harry. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a "personal" meeting in the Captain's quarters.
FEMALE OFFICER: Me too.
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COMMANDER CHAKOTAY: Yes, Harry, I heard. Have you considered facial ornamentation?
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COMMANDER TORRES: Harry wants a promotion? HAHAHAHAHAHA! You're joking, right?
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COMMANDER SEVEN: I've been ordered to give you an entrance exam regarding your request for promotion. You will comply.
CREWMAN KIM: Really? That's great, Commander! Uh, I think.
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CAPTAIN JANEWAY (watching screen): That was IT?! Sort of short and quick, wasn't it? And I mean short.
COMMANDER SEVEN: He did request a make up exam. I refused.
CAPTAIN JANEWAY: I can understand why.
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CREWMAN KIM: Captain Joe, everyone's been promoted and transferred off Voyager except me! How can I become an ensign?
CAPTAIN JOE: You can start by licking my holographic boots, Crewman.
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ADMIRAL NEELIX: Congratulations, Ensign Kim! I knew you'd finally get there!
ADMIRAL PARIS: It's like I told you, Harry. Good things come to those who wait.
ENSIGN KIM: Yeah. Big deal. I retire tomorrow.
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