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Old January 27 2013, 01:50 AM   #40
Seven of Five
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Re: Ridiculous Injuries

A few years ago I went out for food and drinks before Christmas with work colleagues. We all went out after, but after drinking too much, I ended up separated from them. And then after drinking too much, I kind of woke up the next morning with a broken hand and dislocated wrist. However, I was still drunk enough to attempt to go to work; I was more worried that I was late, rather than my hand being in a mess. I worked for about an hour before giving up. I was so impaired I didn't realise how bad it was. Such an idiot.

I still have no idea how I did it to this day, but my stupidity when drunk is unmatched.
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