Thanks for the win!
Kim: I think it's time that I get a promotion.
Paris: <Spit take>
Kim: Why are you handling my yearly review?
The Doctor: Since I'm a hologram, I can multitask better. I'm checking my emails, updating my Spacebook status and making dinner reservations while I do this.
Kim: So when are we going to talk about me?
The Doctor: Are you still here?
Kim: Seriously. Commander, I should get a bump in rank. I've got this phaser and I know how to use it!
Chakotay: No, you don't.
Kim: No, I don't, but I can learn!
Hogan: Harry, we heard what happened down on the planet...
Kim: Really, guys, it wasn't THAT
Chakotay: So then, Harry tried to show me how good he was with the hand phaser...
Chakotay: The Doctor said his self-inflicted phaser wound isn't serious.
Janeway: I'm sick of hearing about this thing about Harry needing a promotion.
Seven: Shall I inform him of your decision, Captain?
Seven: This is your consolation prize, Crewman