Sorry Kim, regulations state you have to be "Fully functional and anatomically correct" to qualify for promotion.
But I'm a
real boy!
Neelix: Gentlemen, nature's never-fail aphrodisiac: Talaxian lemur penis! It'll put hair in your teeth.
Paris: Pass.
Kim: An afro like Tuvok's?
My people have a name for it, Harry. We call it "Futile ass."
I thought that was a Borg term?
So? We should call it something else?
Woman: It's not the size of your torpedo, it's the dispersion of the fusion.
Kim: Huh?
Woman: It's been an hour. I give up.
Oh yes, Harry! Assimilate me into your Collective!
Um...report to engineering?
It's been an hour. I give up.
Seven: The regulations for promotion were not as illogical as I first thought.
Janeway: Told ya. Now shut up and assimilate me. I've got a boiler full of Talaxian lemur.