Winter Storm Khaaaaaaaannnnnnn!!!!!!
The Weather Channel in the U.S. has begun naming winter storms this season, and the latest one is "Winter Storm Khan":
By the way, if we get all the way up to the "Q" winter storm, it will be called "Winter Storm Q" (really).
...With shoes that cut, and eyes that burn like cigarettes
With fingernails that shine like justice and a voice that is dark like tinted glass...