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The Cold Equations trilogy: Drama in the galactic computing industry!

In which Noonien Soong secretly replaces himself with a robot, and then hides for fear that he'll discover what he's up to. While in hiding, he decides to release a new model of Data, fully upgraded for modern LCARS and featuring an impressive array of optional extras. When the Breen threaten to mass-produce a cheaper version, Soong gets spiteful and blows up their factory. Realizing he's also blown his cover, he then replaces his robot-self with another robot, before he can cotton on. Data returns as his own creator, like some creepy changeling-Pinocchio. The reborn Data immediately announces that he plans to release Lal 2.0, making himself instantly obsolete. Everyone facepalms.

In which the Breen waste most of their time and money playing video games. This causes problems when they eventually realize that the lizardmen worth 200 points each are actually their allies. Pissed off, the Gorn Imperator releases cheat codes to the Federation, undermining the Breen's winning streak. Meanwhile, President Bacco faces political embarrassment when it's revealed that her best friend and closest supporter is actually a pre-programmed robot.

In which Wesley tries to sabotage a major art project, claiming in a snotty fashion that "graffiti doesn't count as real art". Getting sniffy about this, the machine responsible tries to destroy the galaxy, and only relents when Wesley agrees to hire it.