Rating women for their looks is only sexist if you judge them as human beings based on that rating.
Apparently there are a few who have trouble recognizing sarcasm, even when paraphrasing a famous Casablanca
quote, without an emoticon.
But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
God only knows how such people can handle Jonathan Swift.
Or the Lamentations of Jeremiah.
Jonathan Swift was a COMMUNIST! Seriously suggesting we solve our economic issues by eating Irish babies!