Hmm, given a population of - how many are we atm, 9 billion? - my chances would be
9,000,000,000 / 285,000 = 9,000,000 / 285 = 31,579 potentially ideal partners
(the 1: 285,000 ratio already takes care of excluding all minors, elderly or the other gender so that we may legitimally use the number of all humans on the planet in this equation)
So, where the heck are those 31,555 I haven't tried out yet??!