I finally found out why I am still single!
To find a man you need Time and Money.
"Time is money", so:
Man = Money x Money
"Money is the root of all problems", so:
Man = (√Problems)²
Oh, that proof works for men too?
"God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday,
and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and
-Sir William Bragg