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Old January 24 2013, 12:14 PM   #52
Retu
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Re: arrrgh!!!!!!!!

Rhubarbodendron wrote: View Post
I finally found out why I am still single!



To find a man you need Time and Money.
Therefore:

Man = Time x Money


"Time is money", so:

Time = Money


Therefore:
Man = Money x Money

Man = (Money)


"Money is the root of all problems", so:

Money = √Problems


It follows:

Man = (√Problems)

Man = Problems
Oh, that proof works for men too?
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