All the best looking chicks were on the bridge. That's
why he spent so much time hanging around up there.
I like to imagine he was a bit like Snoopy as 'Joe Cool' in those old Peanuts
comic strips: wearing a pair of shades, leaning against a bulkhead, saying to himself "Here's Joe McCoy, hanging around the dorm eyeing all the beautiful chicks -- who loves ya, sweetie?"