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Old January 23 2013, 08:36 PM   #5
C.E. Evans
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Re: wild dolphin seeks out human help

Dolphins are actually extraterrestrial life-forms long relocated to Earth that have been trying for centuries to communicate with us. We've been incorrectly interpreting their various flips, spins, and the occasional bouncing back of a beach ball as amusing tricks, when they've really been trying to warn us of something impending...
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