Greetings, captionettes! Seems we're full up on hilarity from the last contest, which means it's time to--
Yes, yes, I was just getting to that!
First up, we have the "J.J. Abrams Has Ruined Everything!" award, going to:
Archer: what's up with Malcolm?
Phlox: he's got a case of numb tongue at the moment captain.
Up next is the "You Haven't Experienced Tarantino Until You've Read Him in the Original Vulcan" award, going to:
That Vulcan ketsunoana
. I don't have a Fu Manchu! I bet she has never even seen
a Tarantino movie, for that matter!
Followed by the "Won't You Not
Be My Valentine?" award, going to:
T'Pol: What is so amusing, Captain?
Archer: Oh, the execs' ideas for the show's finale. There's a great joke here about turning us all into holodeck characters.
Next is the "Works Almost
Every Time" award, going to:
Herkimer Jitty wrote:
"Well well well, what have we here?"
"Stop that right now. You are not
And last but not least, the "Any Port in an Ion Storm" award, going to:
Hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go.
Oh come on! It's the Captain's dog for crying out loud! How long have we been in space anyway??
The Laughing Vulcan wrote:
"They gave me a line in this episode."
Thanks to everyone who participated, and congrats to our winners!
They say that the night is darkest before the dawn, but evidently those people never watched the middle portion of ENT's second season. Ladies and gents, I give you "Dawn." Have fun!