: Are you still working on signing the Major's birthday card?
: Yes. I mean what the Hell do you put on here? You can't go with "Happy Birthday," it's so impersonal, but I can't think of what says, "Happy Birthday to a Bajoran woman who, at times terrifies me, but is a strong positive female role model that I hope Molly chooses as a role model..."
: I just went with, "Here's to the first 35 and many more."
: Isn't she 29?
: Crap! Are you sure? Crap! Can I see that stylus?
: If it makes you feel better, I can't judge how old any of you solids are.
: Well, that's comforting...
: I guess it's true what they say, war is Hell!
: I still believe this is better than back on the station! Kira is still upset over that birthday card!
: No, we're not reviewing resumes from doctors, why do you ask? Now scoot, before we start looking for engineers as well!
: *thinking to himself*
I know it is dishonorable, but damn, I need to tell someone about how Klingon-like Kira is in bed when she's pissed at someone. Still, I could have done without the post-coital crying jag about how old she looks...