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Old January 22 2013, 12:59 AM   #1670
Guy Gardener
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Re: Does It Get Better???

I slept in once and some cats I was looking after while house sitting started eating me.

My armpits are half an inch deeper than they should be.

Pets I'm guessing are just for people who can't be bothered paying for funerals.

Of course if your loved ones wander around your apartment and collect all the scat, they could I suppose put that in your coffin?
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