Mr. Laser Beam wrote:
Stallone says he knows how the three seashell method was supposed to work, and I think it's disgusting:
Now this is about a thousand times more disgusting, less safe and less sanitary than toilet paper, so obviously Stallone's full of BS in that regard.
I prefer to think that the seashells somehow generate a low level sonic field that gets you clean, kind of like a Trek sonic shower.
I always thought they were supposed to be the controls for a bidet-like device, but what do I know?