Re: Movie Caption Contest #229:
"Only myself, Mr. Data and Worf are allowed to fire or combat the Borg. All others are cannon fodder and will be strictly reprimanded if caught trying to defend him or herself."
"I feel obligated to check out who is in Spock's quarters, but the door clearly says to not enter. Wait here, I'll contact Starfleet Command."
"No, Mr. Saavik, Admiral Kirk was supposed to get off the turbolift, we yell 'Surprise,' and THEN we set off the fireworks."
"Brace yourself. The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive." - Mr. Spock, The Immunity Syndrome