Merde, I went outside the lines again. Poor Jean-Luc!
Maman will come spank you with a metrestick!
I know Starfleet said no more one-dimensional security officers, but this is ridiculous!
Who ordered the electric cabin boy?
Where do the Pez come out?
You don't want to know, Commander.
Never mind, Number One! It's not a gumball machine!