I have the Seventh Seal somewhere, where/when did Woody play death?
Medical science should be able to keep ahead of your creaks and aches, as long as you persist in having no children.
You didn't stupidly agree to be anyone's godparent?
Does godparentism kick in if Mom and dad live a long and healthy life and die in their 70s or 80s, and suddenly as god parent you have four 50something year old children depending on your for emotional support and christmas dinner?
There's a chance you might have been so drunk many times in your youth that you may have forgotten that you have agreed to be godparent to dozens of wayward brats.
Hopefully everyone else forgot as well.