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Old January 21 2013, 02:58 AM   #41
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Re: Woman Accused Of Using Her Breasts to Kill

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I can't be the only person not surprised that this happened in a trailer park.
I'm not.

But then, Lorena Bobbitt didn't live in a trailer park. Weird shit happens everywhere.
I actually met the attorney who defended her.

She also apparently runs a hair salon in Alexandria, VA these days. I'm not sure I want to be near her when she's holding scissors, but to each his own.
Just don't ask her to take a little off the top.
'First Contact' is the tale of a man who just wants to cash in on his creation so he can get wasted on an island full of naked women, but his fans keep insisting that he's a saintly visionary who has profoundly altered the world. AKA - 'I Don't Want to be a Statue: The Gene Roddenberry Story.'
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