TFTW; and some of the other winning captions were brilliant!
PICARD (thinking): Starfleet could have got us iPads or Surfaces, but noooo, they had to go with these cheap Ferengi knock-offs...
WORF: Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the best tactical officer of them all?
WORF: You have to be kidding.
WORF: This is how Klingons secure a mate.
GEORDI: It's no use. It's like he just deactivated himself!
RIKER: Yeah, I wanted to find a way to do that during the Captain's flute recital too.
Captain Picard couldn't resist busting out some shapes whenever he saw a disco ball.