TGWTG's MikeJ just posted a pretty good video takedown
. And boy, does it bring back the memories... the terrible, terrible memories...
The thing about JP3 is it was at least focused. It didn't do much, but it at least did that well (except the Peter Pan part). It was a monster movie thriller that started with action and didn't bother with the "wow Dinosaurs" until about 3/4 of the way through. To me, that's a disappointment because the awe of Dinosaurs is what separates Jurassic Park from other monster movies. But the story at least did what it set out to do so I won't universally pan it (some like it better than Lost World).
Plus, it had the one non-annoying kid in any Jurassic Park movie.