Picard: "Can it wait? Can't you see I'm doing my crosswords."
Worf (to self): "Deanna says I need more culture. OK, so I spent weeks painting this, but it doesn't do a thing for me. Maybe I should try ballet."
Worf: "Where's the closest FedEx box? Lady Gaga needs this costume overnighted."
LaForge: "See? All you have to do is order it online and it gets sent right out." < brief pause > "We should have gotten an EZPass years ago."
Picard (to self): "Where's Data? Installing a lamp-buying subroutine was clearly a bad idea."