Picard: "The Start Button! Where's the Start Button? ***ing Windows 8!"
Worf: "These yellow pixels lack honour!"
Worf: "I'll be in my bunk."
Geordi: "I can fix him, but it will invalidate his warranty."
Riker: "Do it. What idiot installs McCafee as standard?"
Sargon: "...Because it is possible you are our descendants, Captain Picard. Six thousand centuries ago, our vessels were colonizing this galaxy, just as your own starships have now begun to explore that vastness. As you now... no... wait. wait! Where are you going?"
Picard: "We ain't falling for that shit twice!"