Now that the show has caught on, Patrick Stewart carefully goes over his six year contract, looking for a loophole.
Worf installed a 24th century nanny cam on the bridge, to see who's been messing with his screen saver.
The real doll Tasha ordered before she died finally arrived in the mail.
GEORDI: He isn't even really an android! He's a guy with white makeup!"
RIKER: Are you sure?
GEORDI: I caught him in the bathroom!
DATA: I do not know what you mean. Does not compute!
PICARD: My arms are all blurry. What was in those brownies, number one?