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Old January 20 2013, 03:22 AM   #1
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TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Contests

Happy Saturday everyone!

First up to the plate, we have the "Prime Guideline, or is it a Directive?" Award, going to:

Herkimer Jitty wrote: View Post

Picard: "Commander, Starfleet is not in the business of interfering with other cultures."

Riker: "Since when?"
Next, we have the "Multi-Purpose Room" Award, going to:

Honorable Ensign wrote: View Post

Picard: Excuse me, ma'am, but you'll have to finish up. This area is scheduled for shuttle launches now.
Next, we have the "No Fancy Stylists for you!" Award, going to:

Holdfast wrote: View Post

CRUSHER: Look, on my salary, I have to go to Supercuts, OK?!
Next, we have the "Alternate Ending to When the Bough Breaks" Award, going to:

R. Star wrote: View Post

Riker: Should we begin planning a rescue mission?
Picard: I don't -want- to rescue those kids. They deserved to get kidnapped and Child Protective Services should be called in on the deadbeat parents that thought it was a good idea to bring them on a starship.
Next, we have the "Worf's first assignment award" going to:

Triskelion wrote: View Post

Worf: Lieutenant Worf, reporting for duty sir.

Picard: I'll enter your duty into the log with the rest of the regular duties, Lieutenant. It's long log today.

Riker: Your first assignment is to assess your Tactical Progress and dump all your TP reports to the poop deck commander. Then wash your hands of it. If we think you're good, we'll leave you a stool for your station.

Worf: Yes sir! Thank you sir!

Ensign: What a douche.
A Special Award goes to:

inflatabledalek wrote: View Post

Revealed at last: The real reason Leadhead hasn't been able to start the contests on a Saturday constantly lately.

He likes to watch ballet of course.

And... oh, wait... it is Saturday! Huh.

These two photoshops fought it out in my brain, both won and my brain lost. So they both get the award!

Nerys Myk wrote: View Post

CRUSHER: What? The Doc on the Galactica smokes like a chimney!


NX-01 wrote: View Post

Crusher - Hey Jean-Luc!! I didn't distract you on your go!! I have to remove the butterflies!!!

Picard (Chanting) - Choke Choke Choke!!!!

Riker - OMG! These are the people I trust my life to!!!

TrickyDickie wrote: View Post

Worf: "My targ has fallen and he can't get up!"
Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated!

Continuing forward with our journey through the Trek Seasons to celebrate passing the 300 contest mark, we will spend next week in Season 2. Originally I was thinking of doing "The Measure of the Man" but I plan to do that later and maybe have some of the scenes from the Extended Edition make an appearance. So I decided to go with another big favorite of mine from Season 2, "Contagion!"

Many thanks to Nerys Myk for my awesome avatar!

Check out the Caption contests in the TOS, TNG and Movies I-X forums!
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