Use of Time wrote:
And now we have a story about her faking her death to hide from drug dealers. Comes from another "source" close to the Te'o family as reported in the Honolulu Advertiser.
Well, thats it. I quit. I'm lost at this point.
Dear anyone who keeps going, "Why does anyone care about this story, what is even interesting or funny about it?" Here is your answer.
A nationally famous college football player claims to have received a phone call from his dead fake girlfriend saying that she faked her fake death to protect her fake self from drug dealers.
I hope this never stops being the gift that keeps on giving.