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Old January 19 2013, 02:27 AM   #46
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Re: Manti Te'o Makes Up Dead Girlfriend

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And now we have a story about her faking her death to hide from drug dealers. Comes from another "source" close to the Te'o family as reported in the Honolulu Advertiser.

Well, thats it. I quit. I'm lost at this point.
Dear anyone who keeps going, "Why does anyone care about this story, what is even interesting or funny about it?" Here is your answer.

A nationally famous college football player claims to have received a phone call from his dead fake girlfriend saying that she faked her fake death to protect her fake self from drug dealers.

I hope this never stops being the gift that keeps on giving.
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