Re: If Reg Barclay had visited DS9
Heck, Reg was probably the author of all holodeck sex programs Quark used. I would think he had successful sideline business while with Starfleet, especially in re-interpreting the classics of literature. But on the station? He'd probably be the cause of the Crisis Of The Week.
Moe: I'll take the blonde!
Larry: I'll take the brunette!
Curly: I'll take the Black and Tan!
--Wee Wee Monsieur (1938)