Re: most "wrong" episode...
"Hey Doc, I've got this giant cancer tumor growing out of me! Help!"
"Sorry pal. If you can't cut the tumor out and irradiate your body on your own, you're fated to die."
"When I first heard about it (the Enterprise underwater), my inner Trekkie was in a rage. When I saw it, my inner kid beat up my inner Trekkie and made him go sit in the corner." - Bill Jasper