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Old January 17 2013, 06:34 PM   #25
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Re: VOY Caption This 98; Con and Conditionality



Captain's Log, Supplemental: The Hair Bun Tree of Nernala VII is just not worth the trouble. I'm going back to the Ronco Hair Weasel.




Neelix:
For people who obsess about hygiene, humans are remarkably lax about bathwater in the stew.




EMH: His "Pon Farr" turned out to be constipation. It seems Neelix's Taco Tuesdays do not agree with the Vulcan colon.

Janeway: That explains why there is no Starfleet medical record of the unholy smell.

EMH: Pity, I was going to write a paper on the syndrome called "Pon Farrting."




What is it, Seven?

The Borg searched for the perfect male enhancement element for centuries. We called it "The Viagara Particle." I believe I have isolated it, Captain.

Don't just stand there, put it in the ventilation system.
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