Am I the only one here who does not have to compensate for something?
Perhaps, Captain. Yet according to medical records, all of us have bigger penises than you. Even Ensign Svetlana here. Isn't that right, Ensign?
Da - Svetlana hung like Galaxy Child.
Now that's over with, wanna do it on the science station?
Congratulations, Lieutenant. You just figured out the solution to the Kobayashi Maru.