"Somebody fetch me that eight ball of heroin. I wanna get tore up and trash the mansion." -California Governor Jerry Brown, 1978
"Get out of my face before I introduce this laboratory to the Theory of Butt Whooping. Don't test me, punk." -Albert Einstein, Geneva, 1930
"The theater? Do we have to? Vice President Johnson wants to teach Secretary Stanton his wine cork trick. I want to see it." -Abraham Lincoln, the morning of April 14, 1865
Don't you dare tell me they never said any of this. I grew up with these.