Janeway: Okay, I'm sorry that I forgot to water you!
Neelix: So, change of plans, everybody RSVPed, then canceled when they realized I'd be here.
EMH: My experiment is going well, I'm testing to see how long a Vulcan will maintain composure while I blast Klingon Opera over the speakers.
Janeway: Thank you for working on this Doctor, next we'll test how much Klingons like root canals.
Janeway: Seven, how long will you be keeping Mr. Kim in there?
Seven: Until the writers stop writing the romance storyline for us.