-- places earpiece and turns to face camera --
A quick update from the field! We have, currently, clear-cut leaders in all three areas! R. Star's maniacally laughing Janeway and Evil Emperor Mickey are leading their respective categories, while JiNX-01's Tom Paris With a Thingie on His Head is crushing the VOY theme competition.
There are some small reports of hanging chads and there might be a little voter suppression but so far everyone has paid the poll tax, despite the fact that it's unconstitutional.
And now back to Polka!