Sisko (Thinking) - I wonder if people think my hair has migrated south for the winter since I saved my head.
Dukat - OK Major I apologise your mother wasn't a whore, now would you please stop squeezing my testicle!!
Martok - Nobody calls me a cyclops, you bald headed Pahtak
Kira - Is that true
Sisko - Maybe...
Dax - I am a bit short tonight...
Quark - Thats OK you can pay in umox....
Dax - In your dreams.
Worf - Send damn you!! Stupid phone. Jadzia, we must go to the Car Phone Warehouse!! I hear the iPhone 6000 is much better this piece of rubbish!!
Dax - Whatever you say Worf.