Sisko: I can't believe the fans think I'm trying to copy that Picard with this look.
Kira: Who's that half Cardassian/Bajorian?
Dukat: Ah... that's my daughter... Kira Ziyal.... your mother and I were.... well you have a half sister!
Dukat: You may call me daddy.
Martok: I challenge you to a drinking contest! The stakes are if I win, I get your left eye. If you win, you can have a night with my wife. Do you accept? If you don't, I shall simply fight you to the death!
Quark: That's right, it says so right here in the rules. Females must play naked or forfeit one bar of latinum each hand.
Worf: This was a great camping trip. The hunting, the outdoors... well I'm all packed up and ready to get back to the station. I have the feeling I'm forgetting something though...